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  1. Unknown's avatar

    I see it tagged as a CIDU, but nobody seems to be bothering to explain it (because it seems so obvious?), and I don’t get the headline…
    So anyway, just in case, Bill, the porcupine skin at the end isn’t selling, it’s been marked down a number of times — I guess it isn’t “so soft!”

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    I don’t think “So soft!” is meant to be a punchline. It’s part of the setup for the porcupine rug and its many markdowns.

    Bill’s headline is a mystery to me.

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  3. Unknown's avatar

    I agree that the marked down porkupine rug is the joke.
    The sort-of pun on “rug” as toupee is probably intentional also, but a tangent. (Yes, that’s the aspect I happened to comment on earlier.)

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    I have never considered buying an “exotic” rug, but I would hope they take the head stuffing out.

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  5. Unknown's avatar

    Nope – traditionally, an animal-skin rug has a stuffed head on it, with taxidermied eyes and fangs. Tiger, bear, lion, etc – the same ones that get taxidermied roaring and looking ferocious as statue-type objects. Less often things like zebras.

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    I’m with Usual John. This is a headline IDU. I assume it’s a reference to some advertising slogan.

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  7. Unknown's avatar

    I wonder why it says “ZEKE’S” at all, since it’s superfluous, and just “Exotic Furs” would be enough and more effective.

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