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  1. Unknown's avatar

    Even Piraro doesn’t want to know . . . he wrote on his blog tonight: “Well, this joke is kind of gross so let’s not talk about that part.”

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    Get your minds out of the gutter. He was holding the ball in his left hand.
    P.S. If it had been an American football (instead of a British/European one), the caption could have read: “The Brown family never realized that this would be the only time their son actualy kicked the ball.

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    When a baby kicks, it pushes against mommy’s abdominal wall, which shows up on the belly. So the soccer ball was sitting in her lap, and that kid DOES have a heck of a leg.

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    “if the ball was on her lap, I think we have some logistics problems.”

    Of what sort?

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    How finely do we have to analize a comic?

    I wouldn’t have to think gross thoughts if they hadn’t been brought up. :-)

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    I counted the Secret Symbols as usual but only found 7 of the 8 claimed on the signature (bunny eyeball K2 pie O2 arrow saucer). I suppose the seemingly arbitrary 8 on the hanging jacket is #8, but I don’t recall ever seeing it before and it’s not in the bizarro.com list. Are we witness to the momentous birth of a new Symbol, the Eight of Octitude?
    Nice coinage, Grawlix.

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    Come to think of it, I only found 7 of 8 in Andréa’s Bizarro earlier Sunday. Maybe they both have the Interrobang of Invisibility.

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    @ Treesong – I think the “8” is just a pair of buttons. A stick of dynamite is hidden at the top of the lamp’s post.

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    P.S. Last week’s “Bizarro” included a bit of a cheat: there were two sticks of dynamite (one under the table, and one on the drinks cart). Reading left to right, the rest were spaceship, O2, pie, eyeball, K2, bird.

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    The motion lines clearly trace back to her open mouth. I’m sorry, but that’s the way it is.

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    Ah, but apparently you are using conventional straight-line inertial physics. In many people’s mental models, an object being moved along a curved path will continue on an extension of that curve (not a tangent) after being released / unpowered.

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    “The motion lines clearly trace back to her open mouth. I’m sorry, but that’s the way it is.”

    But they don’t, and it isn’t. Sorry.

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    P.S. Last week’s “Bizarro” included a bit of a cheat: there were two sticks of dynamite (one under the table, and one on the drinks cart).

    Multiples of objects have occurred before and go into the count.

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    @ Brian – That is of course correct, but I still think it’s not quite proper form. I also remember (but of course cannot find now) one panel in which there was a large number of repeated symbols (probably crowns), which were not counted separately.

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    P.S. I am sorry to say that I have to agree with JP on the curve of the trajectory, but by no means with the abrasive way in which he stated it.

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    If you understand that we will agree with you when you’re right, perhaps you can consider that when we disagree, you might be wrong.

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    I tried finding an analysis with a drawing at this angle but could only find this (which still shows how much straighter the ball goes at first, before going into a more circular arc).
    Trajectory analysis of a soccer ball

    I find the little black segment that’s closest to them to be annoyingly low, maybe even too low for a chin kick. (..or is that just how low her mouth would have been opened by the ball?)

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    ” perhaps you can consider that when we disagree, you might be wrong.”

    It’s possible, just not very likely.

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