
Month / March 2019
Baloney

Patio

Is the contractor saying there’s as much chance of him starting the work tomorrow as there is that elves will do the job overnight instead?
I don’t have any perspective here because when contractors attempt humor, I always try to just ignore them.
Zombies

Killer Bras
This is a follow-up of sorts to something we discussed some years ago either here or on the CJA or Crimeweek page (assuming one of them was active at the time; I can’t keep track of how many incarnations there’ve been since 2000).
Anyway, Crimeweek currently exists, so I’m shifting this over there.
Because “flu” is the plu-future imperfect form of “fly,” or something?

Pardon My Achievements

Synchronicity
First of all, I want to stress this is a systemic issue, nothing to do with anybody in particular…
I’ve been getting a lot of Synchronicity submissions lately. A lot. And since they’re by far the most time-consuming submissions, I just can’t keep up and most of them sit unread for far too long, which isn’t fair to everybody sending them in.
So… I’m not going to ask people not to send them anymore, merely to confine them to the truly extraordinary: same-day similarities that defy logic.
It remains open season for everything else, and I thank you for all your support.
And now it’s time for everybody’s favorite quiz show, Name… Those… Ears!

Panel I Don’t Understand, really: that sixth set of ears?
Umm… conference calls actually exist
