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  1. Unknown's avatar

    I think it’s just that a kangaroo jumps high, so a kangaroo on a pogo stick jumps much higher than a human on a pogo stick, so he hit the ceiling really hard and injured his head. I don’t know why he (the injured kangaroo) didn’t think of that. He is the plaintiff, so this is a civil case, not a criminal case. So it’s not attempted murder. Maybe she is the manufacturer of the pogo sticks.

  2. Unknown's avatar

    “I don’t know why he (the injured kangaroo) didn’t think of that. ”

    Because he didn’t know enough about Pogo sticks. The defendant was (allegedly) negligent in not warning him. Had she not known he was a kangaroo it would have a reasonable omission but if the plaintiff’s can show she was aware he was a kangaroo her case is weakened

    Anyway… something about a kangaroo court but I’m not sure what.

  3. Unknown's avatar

    And why would a kangaroo on a pogo stick bounce any higher than normal, plus the height of the compressed spring? Its feet would leave the footrests before the spring could add any momentum.

  4. Unknown's avatar

    I wonder if the Kanga in the dock is supposed the mother of the Roo plaintiff. Or maybe it is husband and wife. Certainly seems like the plaintiff doesn’t have a pouch in the way the defined “she” does, but that may just be the angulation of the depiction.

    Probably woozy is right about “kangaroo court” – one can imagine the artist thinking of the phrase and wondering what a real case in a kangaroo court would be about. Jumping, obviously.

  5. Unknown's avatar

    In Kangaroo court, the defendant is guilty of the crime accused, regardless of the evidence. But the judge is not a kangaroo, and does not want his courtroom turned into a kangaroo court. (Although it’s weird that there is no table for the defense, nor a defense attorney.)

  6. Unknown's avatar

    Treesong — you’re making the argument that the defense should make. The plaintiff’s lawyer should be making the case that jumping+jumping = 2 x jumping; 1 x jumping is safe indoors and 2 x jumping is not safe indoors; and the seller should have known that, while the buyer had no way of knowing it.

    I mean, I could see the case going either way, depending which arguments the jury finds more persuasive. I’m not a lawyer, but I don’t see it as an impossible case.

  7. Unknown's avatar

    @Winter Wallaby: “I see it as an impossible case because kangaroos can’t sue each other.”

    Why not? Why, for a marsupial, “sue” is its middle name! (More or less.)

  8. Unknown's avatar

    In a kangaroo court, the plaintiff is blind.

    (The bandage confused me; I spent too much time down the blind alley of, well, if the one has bandages covering its eyes, maybe it couldn’t see that the other was a kangaroo, so how is the lawyer trying to establish that despite that, he knew the other was a kangaroo…)

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