His current guidelines leave too many children on the naughty list. That’s why he’s able to complete his deliveries so quickly. Although what the kids are doing that makes Santa jugde them naughty, I don’t know.
Under the old-fashioned standards, there are so few nice people that deliveries take only 40 minutes.
dvandom has it in one!
Elf on the shelf rats kids out and makes Santa faster than some pizza deliverymen.
Santa was outlawed in the United States because he’s an illegal alien border hopper. No Polar wall, yet, but NORAD is tracking him
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His current guidelines leave too many children on the naughty list. That’s why he’s able to complete his deliveries so quickly. Although what the kids are doing that makes Santa jugde them naughty, I don’t know.
Under the old-fashioned standards, there are so few nice people that deliveries take only 40 minutes.
dvandom has it in one!
Elf on the shelf rats kids out and makes Santa faster than some pizza deliverymen.
Santa was outlawed in the United States because he’s an illegal alien border hopper. No Polar wall, yet, but NORAD is tracking him