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  1. Unknown's avatar

    All the horses do the costume requiring the least effort – a unicorn horn. One horse is promising to actually put in some effort next year (but never will).

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    I guess the ‘pumpkin spice oats’ should’ve been a clue. So, is a zebra white with black stripes, or black with white stripes? I suppose if it’s a brown horse, s/he’d have to paint them all.

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    @ Andréa – Assuming the question wasn’t rhetorical: tradition has favored black stripes (on a white base), but modern research has shown that the fundamental color is black, with the white stripes as evolutionary development.

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    @ Phil Smith III – A cat who rejects scented kitty litter might result in unpleasant deposits, but getting the cat to accept such an idiotic product might be even worse: in a few weeks (or months), the stuff will no longer be available, and the scent-conditioned cat may be equally unlikely to accept the non-scented replacement.

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    Kilby: True. Leaving the owner scrounging through the Starbucks dumpster looking for pumpkin spice coffee grounds with which to try to fool the feline…

    When I had cats, if I went out of town for more than one night, one of them (I knew which one) would find a piece of my clothing and pee on it. Had nothing to do with whether the litterbox was dirty or not: was clearly the cat version of a middle finger.

    BTW, today is National Cat Day!

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