Nothing like a good butler to calmly and stoically handle all of the mundane issues of the day for you.
The butler bringing you a skeleton cannot possibly be good news – but if it is a mundane issue you may want to reexamine your life choices.
So how does a skeleton hold together?
“Dr. Witherspoon, I’m afraid your teaching skeleton has fallen from its display stand…”
” I told your brother that he should study ichthyology before putting those cute little fish from South America into the swimming pool, but he didn’t want to wait and said he could always bone up on it later.”
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Nothing like a good butler to calmly and stoically handle all of the mundane issues of the day for you.
The butler bringing you a skeleton cannot possibly be good news – but if it is a mundane issue you may want to reexamine your life choices.
So how does a skeleton hold together?
“Dr. Witherspoon, I’m afraid your teaching skeleton has fallen from its display stand…”
” I told your brother that he should study ichthyology before putting those cute little fish from South America into the swimming pool, but he didn’t want to wait and said he could always bone up on it later.”