
Tag / John Deering
Of course, now Bob’s going to bring the Coronavirus back to his planet and wipe out his entire species. NICE GOING, BOB…

Too Close

B.A.: Except… anybody can read this sign from over ten feet away. Wouldn’t this have made more sense if he’d used much smaller letters?
And we’re having Chinese food delivered tonight, but we’re not bats; what’s the joke here?

Strange Spawning

I assume we’re looking at the salmon cans swimming upstream, only because that’s what salmon do.
And…?
The Rainbow Disconnection

By “an original Batman comic book ” I assume he means Detective Comics #27, Batman’s first appearance, though that doesn’t really make sense to me.
Now, if he’s said he had a six-pack of toilet paper… well, actually still not.
Is the fact that this was published three days before St. Patricks’s Day relevant? The bat at the end of the rainbow???
Close to nauseated, of course, but what’s the joke?

Strange Smell

Will you be mime?

B.A.: Okay, one more and then I’ll leave you alone. Is this just “Mime sounds like Mine”? There just seems to be a lot of detail here for it to be just that, but that’s all I see.
“Actually, I was going to say ‘Okay, Boomer'”

- CIDU
- Clearly, Mountaintop Guru is doing better than Death this week.
- Because it will come up: a comic strip featuring a politician whose nose grows like Pinocchio’s does not qualify for DeathMatch.