
He probably wonders why he finds his bike tires slashed so often.

He probably wonders why he finds his bike tires slashed so often.




Okay, if Random-Child-Who-Isn’t-Caulfield is eight, then this is his ninth spring melt-off.
Though actually, based on what Frazz is saying about the first two years of his life, seventh actually is accurate.
Though since Frazz doesn’t mention The Diaper Years to confirm Random-Child-Who-Isn’t-Caulfield’s use of “seventh,” why is he even mentioning it? And what is the alleged point that Random-Child-Who-Isn’t-Caulfield is allegedly ignoring?

Make up what? Not to mention summer vacation anyway? And “wear layers”?
Is it possible Caulfield’s simply lost his mind and taken Frazz with him?

Why is Frazz giving her tips for the more efficient flushing of oranges rather than just telling her to, as Samuel L. Jackson would say, stop flushing those !@#$ oranges down the !@#$ toilet?
And for that matter, what’s wrong with her that she’s doing this in the first place? This isn’t normal behavior.



Only referring to Frazz’s Panel Two comment here: Isn’t asking somebody just as valid as looking something up?
Of course, looking it up has the advantage that you can usually just get the answer without your source criticizing your methods.

Submitted by Andréa
So… she’s too young to pronounce “Valentine’s” correctly, yet she knows the difference between “pendant” and “pedant.” – Bill