What’s not to understand? You pick a turkey that’s wearing an exercise monitoring device, you get a turkey that doesn’t have much left on its bones to eat.
A company (I didn’t recognize it, but I saw the ad) advertises that the put fitbits on the cows, so that customers know the cows aren’t just cooped up in pens while they’re becoming big enough to eat.
But why is “still on” significant?
If it’s a scrawny turkey, it’s a scrawny turkey whether or not it’s wearing a Fitbit.
I didn’t say it was a good comic. Clearly, these people have selective blindness and/or stupidity. Anyone who can see something attached to the leg ought to be able to see the size of the bird. But then they would not have bought it, and the cartoonist would have to draw a new comic to meet his deadline.
I want to know why the guy’s left lens is floating in mid-air.
He got his specs from the same designer as did those tractor-beamed earrings a week or two ago.
Is this the cartoonist who draws glasses on everything including the dogs? Then why isn’t the turkey wearing little glasses?
‘Cause there’s no turkey head, I would presume.
A turkey with a fitbit is going to be… fit. Probably not a lot of meat. To sell such a turkey, you inject the carcass with a lot of water to puff it up and then freeze it. The customer thinks the full size frozen bird is because it is a regular turkey with meat on the bones. But when you cook it, the water dissipates and leaves you with a scrawny bird.
Comics I Don't Understand 
What’s not to understand? You pick a turkey that’s wearing an exercise monitoring device, you get a turkey that doesn’t have much left on its bones to eat.
A company (I didn’t recognize it, but I saw the ad) advertises that the put fitbits on the cows, so that customers know the cows aren’t just cooped up in pens while they’re becoming big enough to eat.
But why is “still on” significant?
If it’s a scrawny turkey, it’s a scrawny turkey whether or not it’s wearing a Fitbit.
I didn’t say it was a good comic. Clearly, these people have selective blindness and/or stupidity. Anyone who can see something attached to the leg ought to be able to see the size of the bird. But then they would not have bought it, and the cartoonist would have to draw a new comic to meet his deadline.
I want to know why the guy’s left lens is floating in mid-air.
He got his specs from the same designer as did those tractor-beamed earrings a week or two ago.
Is this the cartoonist who draws glasses on everything including the dogs? Then why isn’t the turkey wearing little glasses?
‘Cause there’s no turkey head, I would presume.
A turkey with a fitbit is going to be… fit. Probably not a lot of meat. To sell such a turkey, you inject the carcass with a lot of water to puff it up and then freeze it. The customer thinks the full size frozen bird is because it is a regular turkey with meat on the bones. But when you cook it, the water dissipates and leaves you with a scrawny bird.