So, I guess Scot Hilburn recently ate at a Denny’s. I award him zero points for stealing a joke from a menu.
Also, how is the detective’s gun staying in that holster?
Denny’s has a ten-year-old-plus TV show theme to its menus? CSI Miami was cancelled more than 5 years ago.
The gun stays in the holster because it’s strapped in. Police have strapped holsters so the gun doesn’t pop out when they run or have to physically restrain suspects.
Denny’s has for decades had a breakfast dish on its menu called “Moons Over My Hammy”, involving eggs and ham.
Bears are rather dangerous & normally held in secure cages. Fortunately, Lio is a strip where bears wandering around disemboweling people would fit right in.
Yeah, I like how those bears are basically kept in wading pools.
I give Scott Hillburn the benefit of the doubt. I have not been to a Denny’s in probably 30 years and don’t have punny menu items from various restaurant chains memorized. Sometimes people come up with jokes on their own that happen to have been done before.
And a bear with a toothless smile would be a gummy bear.
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So, I guess Scot Hilburn recently ate at a Denny’s. I award him zero points for stealing a joke from a menu.
Also, how is the detective’s gun staying in that holster?
Denny’s has a ten-year-old-plus TV show theme to its menus? CSI Miami was cancelled more than 5 years ago.
The gun stays in the holster because it’s strapped in. Police have strapped holsters so the gun doesn’t pop out when they run or have to physically restrain suspects.
Denny’s has for decades had a breakfast dish on its menu called “Moons Over My Hammy”, involving eggs and ham.
Bears are rather dangerous & normally held in secure cages. Fortunately, Lio is a strip where bears wandering around disemboweling people would fit right in.
Yeah, I like how those bears are basically kept in wading pools.
I give Scott Hillburn the benefit of the doubt. I have not been to a Denny’s in probably 30 years and don’t have punny menu items from various restaurant chains memorized. Sometimes people come up with jokes on their own that happen to have been done before.
And a bear with a toothless smile would be a gummy bear.